Friday, December 13, 2013

Welcome to my Life


One thing I desperately wanted when I was younger was a sibling. Being an only child sucked- I never had anyone to play with. It took many years, I did eventually get my wish. In sixth grade, I not only gained one sibling, I gained four. After my Father married my Step-Mother in like 2011 I gained 3 step sisters and one half-sister. No longer am I lonely, but I now wish for nothing but privacy...and maybe an extra bathroom. I always thought having siblings would be fun, however having four sisters ranging from the age 3 to 19 can sometimes be more work than its worth. With so many people in the house, there is never a dull moment. Between boy problems and missing clothes, there is always something wrong in the house.I really do love my family, I guess I just wish that they were a little calmer sometimes. I guess thats why they say ‘be careful for what you wish for’.

Friday, December 6, 2013

Situations

Jim was driving with his friends to Dave and Busters in Canada, but they encountered a major problem. Moments after crossing the border into Canada their car came to a sudden stop. Jim tried to drive the car forward, however it refused to move. Jim turned to his friends and said, “Stay here just a moment guys, I’ll be right back.” Jim got out of the car, as soon as his foot touched the ground he felt a gooey substance ooze under him. He inhaled deeply, and in a barely audible mutter said, “Is that maple syrup?” Jim glanced at his feet and around the car, his assumption had been correct; not only were his feet covered in maple syrup, but it was also wha had trapped his car on the empty road. Jim struggled to free himself but found no escape.“Hello,” a deep voice said with a thick french accent. “Welcome to Canada, eh.”  Jim looked up excitedly, hoping it was a native whom had come to his rescue, however he was a little baffled when he looked up. While trying to free himself from the sticky mess surrounding him he had not seen the herd of moose that had surrounded him. “Wh-What?” he stuttered, as a few of the moose inched closer to him. The largest moose hung back and began to speak, “Your American, eh?”